Jokes for the day

I've been really busy these days, went bowling and played pool with my cg on monday, tues-friends came over to my place to swim, wed-went out with dawn to ice-skate,thurs-went for dance practice and did RJ etc.. friday- going to visit my friend and then go for cg. haha... I can't wait for tomorrow's training and once again, it's dance rehearsals after that. hahaz.. =) woah!
By the way, I received my GPA results slip online, I've got 3.1/4. I was so elated! I passed my maths and science! I give all glory and praises to U, Jesus!!Amen!! I am able to continue my 2 semester, oh yeah! It's been a while, since I have received such favoured results from my beloved daddy, Jesus! I am going to excel in my 2nd semester too. =) I can't wait for the forthcoming, HM6 camp!!..

Jokes for the day:
1) who is the shortest guy in the bible?
Ans: Nehemiah (coz, he's knee high )

2) which air is rich?
Ans: millionaire

3) In the past, which emporer in China is blind?
Ans : Kang Xi ( coz, he can't see)

4) Is Happy a male or female?
Ans: male ( coz, happy-meal)

5) What is Happy's surname?
Ans : Lee (coz, Happ-ily)

6) What is Happy's occupation?
Ans : nurse (coz, Happ-iness)

7) Which is Happy's favourite shopping centre?
Ans: lucky plaza (coz, happy-go lucky)

8) When did Jesus call the police?
Ans: Martha, Martha (coz, sounds like matha in malay)

9) what starts with a letter T, ends with a letter T and is full of T?
Ans : Teapot

10) What do you see when a butter is thrown out of the window?
Ans: butterfly

11) Who sits on babies?
Ans: baby-sitter

12) Why did the man sleep with a ruler?
Ans: to see how long he could sleep

13) What has one eye but cannot see?
Ans: a needle

14) What did one wall say to the other wall?
Ans: meet you at the corner

15) What is a quick way to double up your money?
Ans : you fold it

16) When is a door not a door?
Ans: when it's not ajar

17) What do you call a prawn without legs?
Ans: lame sia (prawn in chinese!!)